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People love watching train wrecks—and I’m happy to oblige.Because sharing these stories has taught me not to take life so seriously.Foreign foods get Americanized partially due to ghetto people who need to be spoon fed stuff. Crowd consists of wannabe fat cat cigar smokers, the motorcycle club delegation (often Ruff Ryders), mutant looking females in the building to test drive the hair they just got done…for Friday’s of all places. You know how you see somebody and you just KNOW they been drekkin’?

And ladies, y’all are douchebags if you’re drinking between the invite over a man’s rest and your arrival, then having the nerve to demand respect when you don’t respect yourself or him enough to come correct with the presentation.

This author sees you who was invited to hang out, got in the car immmediately fiending for a drink way too early in the day, and when the decision is made to play along, cop some drink and make lemons into the lemonade of laughs, you pass on sharing brew, wine, even Hennessy, in favor of satisfying your suspect Cisco fetish. Your flipping the script and suddenly needing a drop-off immediately afterward to go babysit your friend’s child was addition by subtraction. This author agrees that the hood is crawling with cuties, in every Sentra, on every bus bench, at every swap meet, stopping at the liq store for drinks on Friday night, wherever; plenty of sexy young slimmies (and sometimes fatties! This fact has caused the hood dudes (and the lesbians) to lose their minds when it comes to getting after it.

(Really…tryna bag the court reporter when you’re a defendant?

Might be time to cut back on the Too Short just a scosche.) Funny thing is this has another effect.

So she’s likely to slur him in a culturally insensitive manner and send him packing…as if how he’s living is beneath her.

This is how one hears things like Asians being all called Chinese, Latinos being all labeled Mexicans who eat beans and tacos, all Black people with “dreads” being called Jamaicans and asked if they have any weed to smoke, all Muslims being labeled terrorist A-rabs that threaten their good Christian sensibilities, and more… Snitching is a huge ghetto crisis, but bigotry and prejudice (not brought forth by police, that is), that’s cool!*Having been around the block in bed, if diseases and popping out babies like rabbits is any indication, is the obvious exception. Whether it’s macking or bringing a date, you can’t hear a goddamn thing in there! Ghetto people pack lots of patience for Friday’s because most people with half a brain and any dignity dig in their heels, spin 180 degrees and jump it off elsewhere. Anyone reading this, please explain why the hell T. There’s a time and a place for getting it in, and until then, gotta be about that self-control.It can easily be like this at the hood Chili’s, hood Applebee’s, hood Bennigan’s, what have you…but ALL T. Something ain’t right about the cat having the alcohol dragon behind you in the checkout at the supermarket…at 9 in the frickin’ morning.A blog that's not only one of a kind, but one of a kind and fucking funny.You may not laugh at everything, but I know for goddamn certain you'll laugh at something.This is more likely to happen if that dude or dudette doesn’t do the following: [woman walks by] “Sup, shawty! ” [woman somehow indicates she’s not interested and keeps going] “Well, f*ck you then, B*TCH! ” Women in the hood go through experiences like these alllll the time, with all kinds of folks who lack self-control and home training and apparently can’t handle rejection very well.

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