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I got Tinder about a month ago and met with my first live one last week. His first hook up was some really cute girl (showed me pics) that was somehow in the sports industry.

We had actually been messaging for about a week or two, pretty different schedules to blame, but we ended up meeting up for a concert which led to drinks which led to me inviting him back to my house which led to sex. In the end I was just so over it that I rolled over and went to sleep. I’m giving him another chance this weekend with hopefully less alcohol so we’ll see. She got them special access to a game then they went to a party at somebody’s uber expensive apartment (rooftop garden in NYC, in the millions). He is not the guy to brag, but it was over the top enough that he had to share the story.

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After a first date I got her to come to my work late one Saturday night – at a live music venue.

It was the last gig before the place was getting torn down so we were all incredibly fucked up.

Upon arrival, realised I had no keys or wallet and the house was locked.

Fearing she was gonna give up on me, in a desperate move I picked up a skateboard at the front door and threw it through the window. My friend met a girl on Tinder while in Paris for a weekend.

I somehow climbed through relatively unscathed with broken glass everywhere and let her in – my housemates came home 10 minutes later, they weren’t impressed. They kept talking a little bit after he went home to Amsterdam. He had to invite her along to dinner with his family and then his friends had a small party for him and she brought a cake.

She asked his address so she could send a birthday card. She texted him while he was at work saying she was at his front door and he thought she must be joking but he was in a meeting and unable to call her for two hours. He let her sleep on his couch (played the “I’m a gentleman” card) and luckily he had a business trip the next day so he had an excuse to ask her to leave.Here are some of the most insane and absurd, but real according to them, Tinder stories we came across.WARNING — some of these Tinder tales are NSFW so be careful reading in public or letting your mom browse them. Talked to this girl for a couple weeks on Tinder, really cute.Anyways I explain he is cool and I knock beetles off my porch light for to eat and stuff she walks over to him, looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad.Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage.The sex lasted fucking forever and not in a good way. My friend fucked this stripper with half a shaved head and facial tattoos.

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