Dating pick up lines women

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else. I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

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As I've said a million times before, I'm not huge on the whole dating app scene. So I asked girls for their tried-and-true first lines on Bumbles and got you some trusty go-tos to use from here on out.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!

Love them or hate them, these funny chat up lines could seriously damage your dating success and love life… “Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off? “Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?

“Screw me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me don’t you?

“I’ve lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again? “Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.” 11.

“There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn’t have your number in it.” 18.

“Here’s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight! “Your daddy must have been a hunter because you’re a fox! “You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.” 37.

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